Tuesday, December 22, 2015

These California lawmakers don't live in the districts they represent

Grace Napolitano lives outside her district's lines;
her opponents shoot this at her like some porcupines.
Is she worried, does she fret? Not a bit she does.
Her rivals have no stingers; they are wasps that only buzz.

Mike Honda also doesn't toe the line too carefully.
His home and district office are outside his boundary. 
Redistricting has done this, but for all the hurt he feels
he might as well be pelted with soft banana peels.

Tom McClintock is another carpetbagger, nu?
He owns a house that doesn't have his district's pleasant view.
He wants to buy a domicile within his district's edges;
but until the price of houses starts to change . . . he hedges.

Maxine Waters is another scofflaw in this matter,
and is being painted as a ruthless stray wildcatter.
But her neighbors do not seem upset about her plan.
Most can't tell the diff'rence between herself and Peter Pan.     

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