Welcome to our Payday store; we're awful glad you came.
We have got a loan for you, for any sum you name.
We don't check your credit or demand a pound of flesh;
all we need is vigorish that's evergreen and fresh.
Sign upon the dotted line, and get your needed cash.
We are just some friendly guys (until you feel our lash).
And by the way, in case your loan defaults here's what we do --
we take you off to court and then we sue and sue and sue.
We also might break both your knees and rough up little sister.
So we suggest a second loan to back the first up, Mister.
We'll stick to you like glue or like the white on rice, you chump;
until your credit score is wrecked and you live at the dump . . .
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