Biofuels Move From Lab to Frying Pan

From the Wall Street Journal:  "Solazyme Inc.,a company founded 12 years ago to make car and truck fuel from algae, is vigorously pushing a new product. But this time, it is fuel for the body: cooking oil, based on algae, marketed as healthful for you and the planet."

As biofuels are floundering with crude oil now so cheap,
they turn to other gambits to make profits by the heap.
Ice cream out of algae or perfume made out of yeast;
cooking oil from grasses for your yuletide frying feast.
Adhesives for your tires and a flour made of kelp;
how the hell with global warming is this any help?
Pardon me for stifling a belch at such repasts;
I think I'd rather diet or perform a round of fasts.
Of course if they make ethanol into a cocktail mix
I will be the first to sample with my swizzle sticks!