Obama Defends Presence at Climate Change Talks While Syria War Rages

When the polar ice cap melts the polar bears will fuse

with ISIS to attack us for our carbon-friendly views!

When the isles of the Pacific are no more but sandy dots,

their refugees upon our shores will start another Watts!

And when the world discovers we recycle but a mot,

just who do we believe they will attack as their scapegoat?

So for these many reasons we must back a green regime

with guns and bombs and troops and bayonets that brightly gleam!