From the Wall Street Journal: "While wealthy Chinese home buyers have pulled back on U.S. purchases in recent months amid the market turmoil at home, investors looking for commercial property have kept buying aggressively, brokers said. Many have centered on unlikely investments such as small office buildings, chain hotels and other nondescript properties in and around big U.S. cities, seizing an opportunity to place greater sums of money outside their government’s reach."
Step right up, my Chinese friends; I've got a deal for you.
All of it is Superfund, and quite a bargain, too.
The Love Canal, upstate New York, is pleasant as can be.
And lead mines in Missouri are a healthy potpouri.
The Helen Kramer Landfill in New Jersey is a peach;
and we have priced it so that it's within your prudent reach.
Yucca Mountain in Nevada is for sale today;
when you build upon it, it will take your breath away.
We've Tallahassee sinkholes and we're holding a big rally
to auction off a trailer park that's in Tornado Alley.
(And here's a bargain that will knock you right out of your socks;
I can get you options on a place we call Fort Knox!)
To quote the Marxist Groucho, who said it long ago --
"Buy your property from me, and, oh, can you get stucco!"
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