Where are all the people this Black Friday, are they dead?
The aisles at all the big box stores have barely seen a tread.
The clerks outnumber customers; the parking lot is bare.
I'm missing all the manic shoppers with their zombie stare.
Is ev'rybody online, has the internet at last
broken the tradition of sore feet we have amassed?
Black Friday will no longer haunt conspicuous consumers.
(Most likely cuz Millennials spend more than Baby Boomers.)
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