Donald Ogden Trump.
Although his enemies have labeled him "poopy" and "ninnyhammer", millions of Americans are now giving serious thought to making him the next chief executive of the United States of America.
His life story is a fascinating blend of fact and fiction that only a Jackie Collins could do full justice to.
The following narrative is based on personal interviews, exhaustive historical research, and an overactive imagination.
The entire project is animated by the motto of an old Ringligh Brothers clown, Swede Johnson, who often told the author:
"It ain't the truth, but it's close enough."
